Staying at Hotel Grand Joanne in Copenhagen? We loved the huge gym and central Vesterbro location. Read our honest review of this historic hotel here.
Ratings at a glance
Bed Comfort4.5
Gym4.0
Internet Speed4.5
Location4.5
PoolN/A
No PoolRoom Amenities4.0
Room Cleanliness4.0
Service4.5
Value4.0
The Bottom Line
The Verdict
Hotel Grand Joanne is a good base for exploring Copenhagen close to Copenhagen Central Station & Tivoli Gardens. Our two-night stay was pricey (5.422 DKK) and while the room was spacious, it had a small bathroom & view of hotel's trash. If I stayed here again in the future, I would book the Deluxe room (again) for a lower rate (under 2.000 DKK per night) without the breakfast option as there are many restaurants within walking distance.
What We Loved
- Good location close to Copenhagen Central Station & Tivoli Gardens. There are plenty of shops and restaurants within 5 minutes in any direction.
- The gym is large and has lots of equipment, albeit it is in the windowless basement.
- Friendly staff that spoke English well.
- You can text them via Whatsapp & they respond quickly.
- The included breakfast was good with a variety of items during our 2-night stay.
What We Didn't Like
- There were misses with small touches in the room: a robe but no slippers, a kettle but no coffee machine. The bathroom has toothbrushes but no wash cloths.
- Room does not have a useable fridge. We were able store some items in the fridge behind the front desk.
- Two elevator system to get to the room with luggage. The 2nd elevator is small & can only accommodate 1 person with luggage.
- Room is expensive and the view is the inner workings of the hotel where staff is taking out trash & laundry.
- Water temperate system is weird. The sink faucet only has 1 knob and you have to turn it all the way to the left to get hot water, same for the shower.
- The bathroom is small, with a shallow sink resulting in water splashing everywhere.
- Bathroom does not have any counter space.
- Long hallway in the room is unusable space.
Technology & Amenities
Internet SpeedExcellent
90Mbps
Can you...
Check Email & Browse
Video Call (Zoom, FaceTime)
Watch Netflix / HD Streaming
Stream in 4K
Tech Available
Key Card for Elevator
Guest In-Room Tablet
Mobile Key Access
Smart TV
Wired Internet
Hospitality App/Texting
Room Amenities
Coffee Machine
Toothpaste
Useable Fridge
Slippers/Robes
Soap Provided(Wall Mounted)
Additional Amenities